I am the toughest golfer mentally.

For you see, each day I love you more Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

Where's the beef?

Bad excuses are worse than none.

can't a cat look at a queen?

The barge she sat in, like a burnished throne, Burned on the water: the poop was beaten gold; Purple the sails, and so perfumed that The winds were lovesick with them; the oars were silver, Which to the tune of flutes kept stroke, and made The water which they beat to follow faster, As amorous of their strokes.

There was no great disparity of years, Though much in temper; but they never clash'd, They moved like stars united in their spheres, Or like the Rhone by Leman's waters wash'd, Where mingled and yet separate appears The river from the lake, all bluely dash'd Through the serene and placid glassy deep, Which fain would lull its river-child to sleep.

CANI! - stands for Constant And Never-ending Improvement.

It is loneliness that makes the loudest noise. This is true of men as of dogs.

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

Bells call others, but themselves enter not into the Church.

Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.

Pray, n:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

Lead the life that will make you kindly and friendly to everyone about you, and you will be surprised what a happy life you will lead.

If language had been the creation not of poetry but of logic, we should only have one.

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

Gold will be slave or master.

Shall I bid her goe? what and if I doe? Shall I bid her goe and spare not? Oh no, no, no, I dare not.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

Hark, hark! I hear The strain of strutting chanticleer Cry cock-a-diddle-dowe.