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An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.

I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so American.

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.