Over 40,000 Famous Quotes Sorted By Topic and Author

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. -Bob Hope.

People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.