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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of Isadora Duncan came from her great, torn, bewildered, foolhardy soul.

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Men don't like nobility in woman. Not any men. I suppose it is because the men like to have the copyrights on nobility -- if there is going to be anything like that in a relationship.

I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.

Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.

His voice was intimate as the rustle of sheets.

Her mind lives tidily, apart From cold and noise and pain, And bolts the door against her heart, Out wailing in the rain.

Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.