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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.