Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.

Are you a bromide?

I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one!

My feet, they haul me Round the House, They hoist me up the Stairs; I only have to steer them, and They Ride me Everywheres.

Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case.