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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

If you took all the sincerity in Hollywood and put it in the navel of a fruit fly, you'd still have room for three carraway seeds and a producer's heart. -Fred Allen.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide nothing can be done.

When you get through all the phony tinsel of Hollywood, you find the genuine tinsel underneath.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

All television is children's television.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.