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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
Author: George Carlin
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Topic: Evil
Author: George Carlin
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Topic: Smile
Author: George Carlin
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
Topic: Sports
Author: George Carlin
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Topic: Umbrellas
Author: George Carlin
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
Topic: Umbrellas
Author: George Carlin
... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well..
Topic: Zombies
Author: George Carlin
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