Over 40,000 Famous Quotes Sorted By Topic and Author

Martha Stewart stuffed and roasted canaries and found they could no longer sing.
Topic: Blood
Author: Jay Leno
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
Author: Jay Leno
Vice President Dick Cheney is currently out in South Dakota on a three-day hunting trip. What better place for a man who has had four heart attacks than to be carrying a big gun and a backpack through the snow looking for red meat.
Topic: Disease
Author: Jay Leno
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift for a guy... the plant is already dead .
Topic: Humor
Author: Jay Leno
There is a penalty for trying to knock down a cockpit door, but it's the people who try to go from coach to 1st class they really beat up.
Topic: Money
Author: Jay Leno
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