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I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.

They take the paper and they read the headlines, So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines, And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

You can take it as understood That your luck changes only if it's good.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for.

Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.