Over 40,000 Famous Quotes Sorted By Topic and Author

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Topic: Anger
Author: Phyllis Diller
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Topic: Baseball
Author: Phyllis Diller
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Topic: Golf
Author: Phyllis Diller
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
Topic: Housework
Author: Phyllis Diller
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".
Topic: Housework
Author: Phyllis Diller
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
Topic: Housework
Author: Phyllis Diller
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Topic: Smile
Author: Phyllis Diller
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