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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
| Topic: Anger Author: Phyllis Diller If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. | Topic: Baseball Author: Phyllis Diller The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. | Topic: Golf Author: Phyllis Diller I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. | Topic: Housework Author: Phyllis Diller If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.". | Topic: Housework Author: Phyllis Diller I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. | Topic: Housework Author: Phyllis Diller A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. | Topic: Smile Author: Phyllis Diller 1 |
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