He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.

As the arteries grow hard, the heart grows soft. thanks to Alan Bennett -H. L. Mencken.

Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

When rosy plumelets tuft the larch, And rarely pipes the mounted thrush.

Another lean unwashed artificer. -King John. Act iv. Sc. 2.

A man's best friends are his ten fingers.

Thou said'st--O, it comes o'er my memory As doth the raven o'er the infected house, Boding to all!--He had my handkerchief.

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.

If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful of water.

Feast of Richard of Chichester, Bishop, 1253 Commemoration of Joseph Butler, Bishop of Durham, Moral Philosopher, 1752 If indeed there had been anything better and more profitable to the health of men than to suffer, Christ would surely have shown it by word and example.

The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor.

Beginning a Lenten series on prayer: If we would talk less and pray more about them, things would be better than they are in the world: at least, we should be better enabled to bear them.

We nothing know, but what is marvellous; Yet what is marvellous, we can't believe.

Light is the task when many share the toil.

She would rather light candles than curse the darkness and her glow has warmed the world.

Death is a black camel, which kneels at the gates of all.

For I do not distinguish them by the eye, but by the mind, which is the proper judge of the man.

Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

Inflation: Everyone's illusion of wealth.