Every woman is supposed to have the same set of motives, or else to be a monster.

When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.

A man's a man, But when you see a king, you see the work Of many thousand men.

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game.

Through life's dark road his sordid way he wends, An incarnation of fat dividends.

How many things served us yesterday for articles of faith, which to-day are fables to us!

So you tell yourself you are pretty find clay To have tricked temptation and turned it away, But wait, my friend, for a different day; Wait till you want to want to!

Don't let adverse facts stand in the way of a good decision.

Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships.

What is the use of running when we are on the wrong.

One is not born a woman, one becomes one.

Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.

Two things are bad for the heart-running up stairs and running down people. -Bernard M. Baruch.

I love you 2 day, I love you 2 morrow, I love you 4 ever.

The greater the loyalty of a group toward the group, the greater is the motivation among the members to achieve the goals of the group, and the greater the probability that the group will achieve its goals.

When Fannius from his foe did fly Himself with his own hands he slew; Who e'er a greater madness knew? Life to destroy for fear to die.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. Modesty died when clothes were born. Modesty died when false modesty was born.

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.

The hardest work of all is to do nothing.