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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.