Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good. But if you pile it up in one place it stinks like hell.

Infinite riches in a little room.

For where does one run to when he's already in the promised land?

And the king of Israel answered and said, Tell him, Let not him that girdeth on his harness boast himself as he that putteth it off.

The body of all true religion consists, to be sure, in obedience to the will of the Sovereign of the world, in a confidence in His declarations, and in imitation of His perfections.

Bless God, America.

An enemy is anyone who tells the truth about you.

Men who undertake considerable things, even in a regular way, ought to give us ground to presume ability.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration.

The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.

It takes a clever man to turn cynic and a wise man to be clever enough not to.

Eating words has never given me indigestion.

Ambiguity is the devil's volleyball. Emo Phillips If I take refuge in ambiguity, I assure you it's quite conscious. •Kingman Brewster, Jr. I fear explanations explanatory of things explained. •Abraham Lincoln Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity. •Gilda Radner Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality.

The minister's brain is often the "poor-box" of the church.

The wide world is all before us-- But a world without a friend.

Relativity applies to physics, not ethics.

To say the truth, though I say 't that should not say 't.

Don't be irreplaceable -- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.

A small debt produces a debtor; a large one, an enemy.