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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.