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I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.