O for a lodge in some vast wilderness, Some boundless contiguity of shade; Where rumor of oppression and deceit, Of unsuccessful or successful war, Might never reach me more.

Reviewers are forever telling authors they can't understand them. The author might often reply: Is that my fault?

The worst of misery Is when a nature framed for noblest things Condemns itself in youth to petty joys, And, sore athirst for air, breathes scanty life Gasping from out the shallows.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

The bird of Jove, stoop'd from his aery tour, Two birds of gayest plume before him drove.

Discord occasions a momentary distress to the ear, which remains unsatisfied, and even uneasy, until it hears something better.

You undergo too strict a paradox, Striving to make an ugly deed look fair.

Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude.

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future.

As for a camel To thread the postern of a small needle's eye. -King Richard II. Act v. Sc. 5.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear dishonesty. You may as well borrow a person's money as his time.

Gifts are hooks.

Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste for late-nighthacking .

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.

My heart is wax to be moulded as she pleases, but enduring as marble to retain.

There is a land of the living and a land of the dead and the bridge is love, the only survival, the only meaning.

O, let her brother live: Thieves for the robbery have authority When judges steal themselves.

[Christians], at their best, know that often they don't know. They do not have all the answers. They do not have God in their pocket. We cannot answer every question that any bright boy in the back row might ask. We have only light enough to walk by.