You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity. . . . No we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers. -Deepak Chopra.

There is no expeditious road To pack and label men for God, And save them by the barrel-load. Some may perchance, with strange surprise, Have blundered into Paradise.

Into the hands of every individual is given a marvelous power for good or evil-the silent, unconscious, unseen influence of his life. This is simply the constant radiation of what man really is, not what he pretends to be.

Doubt not but God who sits on high, Thy secret prayers can hear; When a dead wall thus cunningly Conveys soft whispers to the ear.

Every day you waste is one you can never make up.

To cool a hot attitude, apply nice. To melt a cold attitude, address warmly.

What we need is hatred. From it our ideas are born.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. -H.L. Mencken.

The only cure for grief is action.

Reason, Observation, and Experience -- the Holy Trinity of Science.

Vanity as an impulse has without doubt been of far more benefit to civilization than modesty has ever been.

A rookie cop was asked the following question on an examination: "How would you go about dispersing a crowd?" He answered: "Take up an offering. That does it every time.".

He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. . . . It takes a touch of genius--and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.

I have known war as few men now living know it. It's very destructiveness on both friend and foe has rendered it useless as a means of settling international disputes.

God himself favors the brave.

The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.

Years and sins are always more than owned.