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Exasperation is the mother of invention.

Give Me Strength! A petition no doubt directed at our Creator above, these words are uttered in times of complete exasperation.

It is easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times than to believe a fact that no one has heard before.

It is impossible to make anything fool- proof because fools are so ingenious.

The future lies before you, like paths of pure white snow. Be careful how you tread it, for every step will show.

First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

Seek joy in what you give not in what you get

You can no more give what you haven't learned than you can come back from a place you've never been.

You're as likely to get through to him if you burble mindlessly at him whilst tossing geraniums standing on a garden gnome.

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is.

Old goths never die, they just need less makeup

Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one at whom you throw it.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Hippies are like jeans. They never die; they just fade.

Look a man in the eye and say what you really think, don't just smile at him and say what you're supposed to think.

When we become aware of our humility, we've lost it.

Avoid being impatient. Remember time brings roses.

The essence of love begins when infatuation ends.

Life is like jelly beans, and sometimes you get your favorite color.