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A friend is like a bowl of Jelly Beans... Good to the bottom of the bowl.

Remember, nothing hurts worse than pain.

Please Note: "Ouch" is not a term used in Judo.

The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.

Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember that a kite rises against - not with - the wind.

Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.

Linux is not user-friendly. It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.

We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people that make balloon animals, I always think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is.

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it.

A man is getting along on the road to wisdom when he begins to realize that his opinion is just an opinion.

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than by the arguments of its opponents.

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

I doubt anyone will ever see -- anywhere -- a memorial to a pessimist.

You know what a camera is? A mirror with memory.

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women.

Sometimes, it is good to be "alone".... but that doesn't make us lonely. It is not a matter of being present "with" someone, it is a matter of being present " to" someone.

To love is like playing the piano. First, you must learn to play by the rules. Then, you must forget the rules and play from your heart.