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Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lived next door complained. So I shot him with a gun with a silencer.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.