Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? -Abraham Lincoln.

Life is an incurable disease.

The blest to-day is as completely so, As who began a thousand years ago.

Man always travels along precipices. His truest obligation is to keep his balance.

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.

There can be a fundamental gulf of gracelessness in a human heart which neither our love nor our courage can bridge.

The rule of accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem it always helps if you know the answer.

A few observations and much reasoning lead to error; many observations and a little reasoning lead to truth.

Your laugh is of the sardonic kind.

What else remains for me? Youth, hope and love; To build a new life on a ruined life.

That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

The mind can also be an erogenous zone.

They say that man is mighty, He governs land and sea, He wields a mighty scepter O'er lesser powers that be; But a mightier power and stronger Man from his throne has hurled, For the hand that rocks the cradle Is the hand that rules the world.

A warm January; a cold May.

Nature knows best, and she says, roar!

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can floods drown it.

Indulgent gods, grant me to sin once with impunity. That is sufficient. Let a second offence bear its punishment.

I always remember that I have everything I need to enjoy my here and now, unless I am letting my consciousness be dominated by demands and expectations based on the dead past or the imagined future.