Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose honest arrogance and have seen no occasion to change.

I live in the crowds of jollity, not so much to enjoy company as to shun myself.

Watch out for emergencies. They are your big chance.

It's great to work with somebody who wants to do things differently.

To be scared is sensible, to be comfortable is suicidal.

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain. -Maya Angelou.

The crime and not the scaffold makes the shame.

If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

Who first invented work, and bound the free And holyday-rejoicing spirit down . . . To that dry drudgery at the desk's dead wood? . . . Sabbathless Satan!

A wise man turns chance into good fortune.

Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself.

Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.

I have no other but a woman's reason: I think him so, because I think him so. -The Two Gentleman of Verona. Act i. Sc. 2.

Deny yourself! You must deny yourself! That is the song that never ends.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

The whole discord of this world consists in discords.

Why, our battalia trebles that account: Besides, the king's name is a tower of strength, Which they upon the adverse faction want.

Ah, to think how thin the veil that lies Between the pain of hell and Paradise.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.