Life is full of infinite absurdities, which, strangely enough, do not even need to appear plausible, since they are true.

Life is like a hand of cards. You have to play the hand you're dealt, you can't win by folding, and sometimes you must take chances in order to win.

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit.

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.

Soldiers, forty centuries are looking down upon you from these pyramids.

Feast of Thomas the Apostle In the era of faith there is room for repentance, since each person can decide freely for Christ; in the era of sight, when the reign of Christ is manifest, only judgment is left for the undecided.

The skilful class of flatterers praise the discourse of an ignorant friend and the face of a deformed one.

A state has the right to prohibit the killing of dogs and bears whether for film or for other purposes.

I think that there is no reason to doubt but that the blessed spirits above, who continually "behold the face of their Father", are still writing after this copy which is here propounded to us, and endeavouring to be "perfect as their Father which is in heaven is perfect", still aspiring after a nearer and more perfect resemblance of God, whose goodness and mercy is far beyond and before that of any creature, that they may be for ever approaching nearer to it and yet never overtake it.

Un croquis vaut mieux qu’un long discours."Fr., "A picture is worth a thousand words.

Fidelity is seven-tenths of business success.

Resolve to be thyself: and know, that he who finds himself, loses his misery. -Matthew Arnold.

Miss Flora McFlimsey of Madison Square, Has made three separate journeys to Paris, And her father assures me each time she was there That she and her friend Mrs. Harris . . . Spent six consecutive weeks, without shopping In one continuous round of shopping,-- . . . And yet, though scarce three months have passed since the day This merchandise went on twelve carts, up Broadway, This same Miss McFlimsey of Madison Square The last time we met was in utter despair Becasue she had nothing whatever to wear.

It is not what you would do with your millionsshould riches ness be your lot. It is what you are doing at presentwith the dollar and quarter you've got.

For the preacher's merit or demerit, It were to be wished that the flaws were fewer In the earthen vessel, holding treasure, But the main thing is, does it hold good measure Heaven soon sets right all other matters!

"So the Bluebirds have contracted, have they, for a house? And a next is under way for little Mr. Wren?" "Hush, dear, hush! Be quiet, dear! quiet as a mouse. These are weighty secrets, and we must whisper them."

To discover joy is to return to a state of oneness with the universe.

For what is it to die, But to stand in the sun and melt into the wind?