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A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.".

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. - Nolan's / Peter's Placebo.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.

Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough.

Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them.

Anyone can make a mountain out of a molehill by throwing on more dirt.

Anyone who has time to look for a 4- leaf clover needs to find one.

Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference, has never been in bed with a mosquito.

Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" is not: the label means the price went up.The label "All new" or "Completely new" means the price went way up.

Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

A parishioner had undergone a serious operation and was still under the influence of the sedative when the vicar came, so the vicar just said a prayer and left. The next day he returned and asked the patient if he had been aware of his visit. "I vaguely remember your visit yesterday. I remember opening my eyes and thinking 'I can't be in Heaven because there is the vicar'.".

A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm. He noticed that one of the little boys seemed disquieted by the phrase "Surely, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life...""What's wrong with that, Johnny?" the pastor asked."Well," answered Johnny, "I understand about having goodness and mercy, for God is good. But I'm not sure I'd like Shirley following me around all the time.".

A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny spent, is a penny enjoyed.

A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.

A perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.

A person can fail many times, but they are not really a failure until they start to blame someone else.

A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion.

A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others.

A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds.