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Changing one thing for the better is worth more than proving a thousand things are wrong.

Charity begins at home. Success begins at work.

Cheerfulness is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a "carrier".

Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath.

Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners.

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Christianity is not a crutch. It's a pair of wings.

Christians aren't perfect, they're just forgiven!

Church is the only place I know, where I can arrive late and get the best seats in the house!

Church members are either pillars or caterpillars..the pillars hold up the church, and the caterpillars just crawl in and out.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing.

Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Coins are made by mint of metal. Character is made by dint of mettle.

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife.

Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.