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If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

If you could kick the person responsible for most of your troubles in the backside, you wouldn't be able to sit down for two weeks.

If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice!

If you depend on others to make you happy, you will be endlessly disappointed.

If you don't have time to do it right, you must have time to do it over.

If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there.

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.

If you don't want your children to hear what you're saying, pretend you're speaking directly to them.

If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy but the mud will never get glovey.

If you ever need a helping hand, there is one at the end of your arm.

If you find a four-leaf clover, it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.

If you follow in others footsteps you will never leave yours behind.

If you gave me something I need more than you do, you've given me a gift; If you've given me something you need more than I do, you've gifted me with love.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

If you give 100%, God will make up the difference!

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead, and a place to sleep...you are richer than 75% of this world.

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace...you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.

If you haven't all the things that you want, be thankful for all the things that you don't have that you didn't want.

If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

If you have time to worry, you have time to pray.