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If you judge people, you will have no time to love them.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

If you love something set it free....If it comes back to you it is yours, if it doesn't than it was never meant to be.

If you only have the Word, you will dry up. If you only have the Spirit, you will blow up. But if you you have the Word and the Spirit, you will go up and grow up.

If you step in a puddle, don't blame the puddle.

If you still have the courage after loosing all , you can be rest assured that you have not lost everything.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

If you think you're getting too much government these days, just be happy that you're not getting all you are paying for.

If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a lot of times.

If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.

If you wait to have kids until you can afford them, you probably never will.

If you want breakfast in bed, then start sleeping in the kitchen.

If you want something done, ask someone who is busy!

If you want to be well liked never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.

If you your lips would keep from slips,Five things observe with care: Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,And how and when and where.

It doesn't matter if you win or lose until you lose.

I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime.