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Love: the only game that two can play and both can win.

"LSD melts your mind, not in your hand".

Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position!

Mae: I've been asked to get married lots of times. Rae: Who asked you? Mae: Mom and Dad. Lots of times.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one!

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has courage to lose sight of the shore.

Man finds it hard to get what he wants, because he does not want the best. God finds it hard to give, because He would give the best, and man will not take it.

Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.

Man's way leads to a hopeless end! Gods way leads to an endless hope!

Many Christians debate whether the devil is on earth or in hell. Can he dwell in Christians or only in the world? The fact is: the devil is in darkness. Wherever there is spiritual darkness, there the devil will be.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

Many people lose their tempers merely by seeing you keep yours.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Marital problems? You don't need a new wife, you need a new life!

Marriage - is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.

Materialism is buying things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people who don't matter.

Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy and enough money to buy gifts.