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May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper.

May your trouble be like the old man's teeth...few and far between.

Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance.

Men tell you the facts, but God will tell you the truth!

Methods are many,Principles are few.Methods change often,Principles never do.

Middle age starts when you have been warned to slow down, not by a motorcycle cop, but by your doctor.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

Money: a businessman earns it, an economist learns it, a banker turns it, a politician burns it, and a wise man spurns it.

Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.

Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.

Money is like unspreadable butter, you try and spread it but it all lumps together at one end of the bread.

Money is nice, yet nice is worth more.

Money talks.I'll not deny.I heard it once.It said good-bye.

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

More doors are opened with "please" than with keys.

Morning people: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." Night people: "Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.".

Mosquitoes are a great moral force; it forces mankind to wear more clothes that modesty.

Most accidents happen at home - maybe we should move.

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

Most of our suspicions of others are aroused by our knowledge of ourselves.