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May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper.

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May your trouble be like the old man's teeth...few and far between.

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Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance.

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Men tell you the facts, but God will tell you the truth!

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Methods are many,Principles are few.Methods change often,Principles never do.

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Middle age starts when you have been warned to slow down, not by a motorcycle cop, but by your doctor.

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Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

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Money: a businessman earns it, an economist learns it, a banker turns it, a politician burns it, and a wise man spurns it.

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Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.

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Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.

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Money is like unspreadable butter, you try and spread it but it all lumps together at one end of the bread.

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Money is nice, yet nice is worth more.

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Money talks.I'll not deny.I heard it once.It said good-bye.

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Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

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More doors are opened with "please" than with keys.

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Morning people: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." Night people: "Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.".

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Mosquitoes are a great moral force; it forces mankind to wear more clothes that modesty.

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Most accidents happen at home - maybe we should move.

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Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

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Most of our suspicions of others are aroused by our knowledge of ourselves.

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