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Seven days without prayer makes one weak.

Shared suffering brings people together faster than anything else does.

Share your smile with everyone, but save your kiss for only one.

She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me, it means someone has stolen our tent.".

Show a little bit of your anger everyday instead of showing a lot of it on one day.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put on his pants.

Sign at a crematorium: Urn more. Pay less.

Sign at animal shelter, Children left unattended will be given a puppy or a kitten.

Sign at the Pavlov Institute: Knock: Please don't ring bell.

Sign on a church bulletin board: Planning to go to Heaven? Get your flight training here.

Sign on a church bulletin board: You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.

Silence is golden, and example is the best teacher, so is a silent example a golden teacher, ..... or is a silent teacher a golden example?

Silence is golden but shouting is fun.

Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted!

Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.

Silver's law: If Murphy's law can go wrong it will.

Since I have smashed my denominational glasses, I have a better vision of who Christ is.

Sing like you know the words; dance like no one's watching; and love like it's never going to hurt.

Skier; one who pays an arm and a leg for the opportunity to break them.