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The only thing I like about the stones that come in my way is, once I pass across them, they automatically become my milestones!

The only thing worse than an ignorant man is an ignorant man with a bible.

The only thing you have to do is breathe; Everything else is just optional.

The opposite of love is not hate, but apathy. You cannot hate someone you don't care about.

The optimist says, "My cup runneth over, what a blessing." The pessimist says, "My cup runneth over, what a mess.".

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.

The past is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.

The Pastor said, "Today I've prepared a $10 sermon on fire and brimstone that will take me about an hour and half to deliver, and I've prepared a $50 sermon on the evils of sin that will take about 45 minutes to give, and I've got a 10 minute $100 sermon on love and generosity. We'll take the collection at this time to see which one y'all vote for.".

The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.

The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.

The pessimist complains about the direction of the wind, the optimist expects the direction to change, but the leader simply adjusts the sails!

The people who holler "All power to the people!" want power to be handed to the people who holler "All power to the people!".

The preacher was growing concerned about sparse attendance, so he published this item in the church bulletin: This . . . is . . . the . . . way . . . the . . . church . . . sometimes . . . looks . . . to . . . the . . . preacher . . . when . . . he . . . goes . . . into . . . the . . . pulpit. Itwouldlooklikethisifeverybodybroughtsomebodyelsetochurch.

The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while. The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?" "No, I'm just waiting." "Waiting for what?" "Wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer.".

The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.

The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

The quality of expectations determines the quality of our action.

The quest for beauty is a quest for love.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is too hold it too tightly; In addition, the best way to keep love is to give it wings.