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When I'm right no-one remembers, when I'm wrong no-one forgets.

When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandma," he advised. "Mine says I'm four.".

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Mom smiled and then replied . . . "I remember.".

When no one is watching, live as if someone is.

When placed in God's hands, life is like a chocolate cake: Take something bitter, something dry, something wet, and a little bit of leaven, mix well, and let it bake someplace hot. The result is something sweet.

When satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.

When signing a contract, it helps to remember "the big-type gives, and the small-type takes away".

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

When someone says, "do you want my opinion"?- it's always a negative one.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

When the going still gets tough, the tough, pray.

When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place. "It's terrific," he said. "I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad.".

When there's a will, there's a way..when there's a won't, there isn't.

When there's nothing on TV, most people will watch it anyway.

When the tide of life turns against you, and the current upsets your boat. Don't waste time on what might have been, just lie on your back and float.

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

When things go wrong as they sometimes will, When the road your trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low and the debts are high, And you want to smile but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit Rest if you must, but don't you quit. Success is failure turned inside out, The silver tint on the clouds of doubt, And you can never tell hoe close you are, It may be near when it seems afar. So, stick to the fight when your hardest hit It's when things go wrong that you mustn't quit.

When we die we leave behind us all that we have and take with us all that we are.

When we learn all the answers, they change the questions.