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All the treasure in the world is worthless, unless you have someone to share it with.

A long dispute means that both parties are wrong.

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

Although they had no first aid class,Egyptians were not dummies.They knew the art of bandaging,They learned it from their Mummies.

A luxury once enjoyed becomes a necessity.

Always buy good shoes, and a good bed. Because if you aren't in one, you're in the other.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always leave loved ones with loving words, it may be the last time you see them.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

A man convinced against his will is still of the same opinion.

A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.

A man in a hurry taking his 8-year-old son to school, made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited."Uh-oh, I just made an illegal turn!" the man said."Aw, Dad, it's okay" the son said. "The police car right behind us did the same thing.".

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does; but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.

A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!".

A man who is attracted by your mental appearance loves you more than a man who is attracted by your physical appearance.

A man who lives in a glass house should change in basement.

A man who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones.

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife!