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I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry.

I always thought looking back on the times I cried would make me laugh; but I never knew looking back on the times I laughed would make me cry.

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.

I am a poet and did not know it.I make a rhyme every time.

I am not an organ donor, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army.

I am not religious, I just love the Lord.

I am on a thirty day diet.So far, I have lost 15 days.

I am so glad God sees the whole video tape of my life, and not just a snapshot of where I am now.

I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.

I am the world's greatest authority on my own opinion.

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

I believe in the Big Bang theory. God spoke and BANG! It was.

I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

I can lead you to the water but I can't let you drink.

I can not dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.

I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!

I close my eyes in order to see.

I could drown in a frown and swim in a smile.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.