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If God didn't forgive Heaven would be empty.

If God is your co-pilot, switch seats with Him!

If he was any slower, he'd be going in reverse.

If I can only be with you in my dreams, then I want to sleep forever.

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

If I had never met you, I wouldn't like you; If I didn't like you I wouldn't love you; If I didn't love you I wouldn't miss you... But I did, I do and I will.

If innocence can leave guilt can come.

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

If life deals you a lemon, make lemonade.

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.

If our gifts are not surrendered to God, we tend to beat people over the head with them.

If someone is standing between you and God, guess who's closer to God.

If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.

If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.

If the road you travel, has no obstacles, It leads nowhere.

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!