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If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

If wealth is lost nothing is lost.If health is lost something is lostIf character/reputation is lost everything is lost.

If we are walking in joy, we are trusting God.

If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality.

If we don't control our money, it will control us.

If we preach what we live....We don't ever have to worry about practicing what we preach!

I had dreams and I've had nightmares. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams.

I have changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.

I have discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. Most of us work 5 days a week, and the government spends 7.

I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.

I have faith in fools, my friends call it self-confidence.

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I just got lost in thought. . . . It was unfamiliar territory.

I just want to turn on the light and have it work...I don't want to know where the electricity comes from.

I know Karate! ...and several other Japanese words.

I know UNIX, PASCAL, C, FORTRAN, COBOL, and nineteen other high-tech words.

I know you know what I think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

I love you 2 day, I love you 2 morrow, I love you 4 ever.