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Imagination is intelligence having fun.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't; and a sense of humour to console him for what he is.

"I'm a lawyer.".. "Honest?".. "No, the usual kind.".

Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth: "In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty." Freeman's Extension: "...but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.".

Immature love: I love you because I need you.Mature love; I need you because I love you.

I'm old enough to know better but I'm still to young to care.

I'm serious; it was a joke.

Inch by inch life's a cinch.Yard by yard life is hard.

In communism, man oppresses man. In capitalism, it's the other way around.

Incontinence Hot line...Can you hold please.

Indian build small fire stand real close, White man build BIG fire stand way back....

Information is giving out.Communication is getting through.

Initiative is the ability to do the right thing.. efficiency is the ability to do the thing right.. effectiveness is doing the right things.

Ink drys, paper burns, but what is written in the soul will last an eternity.

In spite of the cost of living, it's still quite popular.

Integrity is the cornerstone of trust.

Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it but you don't have to show it off.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.

In the dark dreary nights when the storm is at its most fierce the lighthouse burns bright so the sailors can find their way home again. In life the same light burns. This light is fuelled with love, faith, and hope. And through lifes most fierce storms these three burn their brightest so we also can find our way home again.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life; it goes on.