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No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.

No matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

No matter what you want to do, there's always something else that has to be done first.

No moving parts, no batteries. No monthly payments and no fees. Inflation proof, non-taxable, in fact it's quite reliable. It can't be stolen, won't pollute, one size fits all, do not dilute. It uses little energy, but yields results enormously. Relieves your tension and your stress, invigorates your happiness. Combats depression, makes you beam and elevates your self esteem. Your circulation it corrects without complicated side effects. It is, I think, the perfect drug. May I prescribe, my friend. . . . . . the hug!

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No one ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.

No one is responsible for all the things that happen to him, but he is responsible for the way he acts when they do happen.

No one plans to fail but people can fail to plan.

No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also.

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

Nothing seems impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one.

Notice: The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Not our activity for Him but our captivity to Him!

PARENTAL OBSERVATIONS A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning. A child will not spill on a dirty floor. A young child is a noise with dirt on it. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children. If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable. You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have. Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.