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Put your creed in your deed.

Take care of your character and your reputation will take care of itself.

Doctor: "Take the green pill with a glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a glass of water after lunch.Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another glass of water." Man: "Exactly what's my problem, doc?" Doctor: "You're not drinking enough water.".

Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts.

Tears will get you sympathy. Sweat will get you results.

Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike.

Teenager with nose rings, baggy clothing and spiked hair to a friend: "I don't really like dressing this way, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go.".

Television is the single greatest threat to communication and intimacy within a family. You may as well be fifty miles away from the person sitting next to you if you're both watching television.

Television ruins more minds than drugs.

Telling the boss what a good worker you are is worth 1%..showing him is worth 96%.

Telling the truth and making someone cry is just as bad as telling a lie and making someone smile!

Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell. While others may go hungry, we've eaten very well. With home, health & happiness; I shouldn't want to fuss. By the stack of evidence. God's been very good to us.

That which is acquired without difficulty is dispersed with equal facility.

That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.

That which you cannot give away, you don't possess; it possesses you.

The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

The ABC of salvation.A - All have sinned.B - Behold the Lamb of God which taketh away the sin of the worldC - Come to Christ for peace, pardon, and eternal life.

The attitude within is more important than the circumstances without.

The balding middle-aged man asked his barber,"Why charge me the full price for cutting my hair,there's so little of it." "Well, "said the barber, "actually I make little charge for cutting it. What you're aying for is my searching for it!".

The bank of friendship cannot exist for long without deposits.