Over 40,000 Famous Quotes Sorted By Topic and Author

There is no future in spending the present worrying about the past.

There is no future in time travel.

There is no "I" in team, but there is a "ME".

There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it with reluctance.

There is nothing wrong in having nothing to say, unless you insist on saying it.

There is some consolation in the fact that even if your dreams haven't come true- neither have your nightmares.

There is so much bad in the best of us and so much good in the worst of us that it doesn't behoove any of us to talk about the rest of us.

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets.".

There is truth in humor, but not humor in truth.

There was a break at the prison yesterday. An ex-fortune teller, described as being short with dark hair, broke out of prison. The public is advised to be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. "But it ended," he said, "when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.""What did she say?" asked the friend. The husband replied, "She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you coward!'".

There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn." And the gentleman replied, "You're not the only one ma'am, I'm glad it's done too!!".

"There you go, tracking mud all over the house. Didn't I tell you to wipe your feet before you came in!" "Oh, nobody's blaming you, Mom. You did all you could.".

The rich invest; the smart investigate.

The safest way to cross life's streets is to hold hands.

The secret of happiness is to admire without desire.

The secret of true greatness is simplicity.

The ship is safer in the harbour, but it is not meant for that.

The shortest books: 1) A guide to arab democracies2) Everything men know about women3) The Amish phonebook.

The silence of one man can be louder than the screaming of 10 boys!