It is difficult not to write satire.

When sparrows build and the leaves break forth My old sorrow wakes and cries.

Don't tell God how big your problems are...tell your problems how big your God is.

The idol is the measure of the worshipper.

Art is an experience, not the formulation of a problem.

I don't believe in God, in Spain all 22 players cross themselves, if it works the game is always going to be a tie.

The German is the discipline of fear; ours is the discipline of faith--and faith will triumph.

The charm dissolves apace; And as the morning steals upon the night, Melting the darkness, so their rising senses Begin to chase the ignorant fumes that mantle Their clearer reason.

I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one.

Man's biggest mistake is to believe that he's working for someone else.

Let the man, who would be grateful, think of repaying a kindness, even while receiving it.

Cry out upon the stars for doing Ill offices, to cross their wooing.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly until you learn to do it well.

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. -Eleanor Roosevelt.

...economic history is a long record of government policies that failed because they were designed with a bold disregard for the laws of economics.

Men may scoff, and men may pray, But they pay Every pleasure with a pain.

Death hath so many doors to let out life.