A baby was sleeping, Its mother was weeping.

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

Brevity may be the soul of wit, but not when someone's saying "I love you."

Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.

Feast of Chad, Abbot of Lastingham, Bishop of Lichfield, Missionary, 672 Do those who say, "Lo here, or lo there, are the signs of His coming", think to be too keen for Him, and spy His approach? When He tells them to watch lest He find them neglecting their work, they stare this way and that, and watch lest He should succeed in coming like a thief!

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Let's not quibble! I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, "I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right."

Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly lived if you take it bravely and gallantly, as a splendid adventure in which you are setting out into an unknown country, to meet many a joy, to find many a comrade, to win and lose many a battle.

Some men see things as they are and ask, 'why?' I dream things that never were and ask, 'why not?'"NB: This quote is a paraphrase from a similar quote by G. B. Shaw.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Patriotism is easy to understand in America; it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.

The only good in pretending is the fun we get out of fooling ourselves that we fool somebody.

The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

life is a series of disappointments, followed by death.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones ignorance.

Death is near and our mutual company is short.

. . . congenital killers and criminals are possessed of not one but two Y chromosomes, bearing a double dose, as it were, of genetically undesirable maleness.

A timid question will always receive a confident answer.

Do you have potatoes growing in your ears?

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