Church is the only place I know, where I can arrive late and get the best seats in the house!

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in!

Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.

Nothing is more annoying than a low man raised to a high position.

The development of the doctrine of international arbitration, considered from the standpoint of its ultimate benefits to the human race, is the most vital movement of modern times. In its relation to the well-being of the men and women of this and ensuing generations, it exceeds in importance the proper solution of various economic problems which are constant themes of legislative discussion and enactment.

What we do not understand we do not possess.

If I am fool, it is, at least, a doubting one; and I envy no one the certainty of his self-approved wisdom.

Let his tormentor conscience find him out.

To isolate mathematics from the practical demands of the sciences is to invite the sterility of a cow shut away from the bulls.

Every theory of love, from Plato down teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself.

All war represents a failure of diplomacy.

Flowery oratory he despised. He ascribed to the interested views of themselves or their relatives the declarations of pretended patriots, of whom he said, "All those men have their price."

My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.

When law can stop the blades of grass from growing as they grow; And when the leaves in Summer-time their colour dare not show; Then will I change the colour too, I wear in my caubeen; But till that day, plaze God, I'll stick to wearin' o' the Green.

Liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give it to others.

Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of facts. -Henry Adams.

He holds him with his glittering eye-- . . . . And listens like a three years' child.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.

Hot July brings cooling showers, Apricots and gillyflowers.