How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Tombs are the clothes of the dead; a grave is but a plain suit; a rich monument is an embroidered one.

I am the emperor, and I want dumplings.

Knowledge has three degrees-opinion, science, illumination. The means or instrument of the first is sense; of the second, dialectic; of the third, intuition. -PLOTINUS.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper.

There's not a joy the world can give like that it takes away. - Lord Byron ,

there are ears in the corn field.

Shall you cry because roses have thorns, or rejoice because thorns have roses?

you can't win 'em all.

I haven't heard of anybody who want's to stop living on account of the cost.

liar, liar, pants on fire.

How dear to this heart are the scenes of my childhood, When fond recollection presents them to view. . . . . The old oaken bucket, the iron-bound bucket, The moss-covered bucket, which hung in the well.

Out spoke the victor then, As he hail'd them o'er the wave, Ye are brothers! ye are men! And we conquer but to save; So peace instead of death let us bring; But yield, proud foe, let us bring; With the crews, at England's feet, And make submission meet To our King.

There is no other Royal path which leads to geometry.

Fear always springs from ignorance.

We envy those whose possessions or achievements are a reflection on our own. They are our neighbors and equals. It is they, above all who make plain the nature of our failure.

To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at alot.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternatives.