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There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

When all candles be out, all cats be gray.

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.

It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal... one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.

Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge.

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.

Do our cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big Hamburger.

What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing about the origin and destiny of cats?

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!

A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.

It is with the approach of winter that cats... wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence.

Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes?

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this.