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In life, what happens to you isn't as important as what happens in you.

Under capitalism man exploits man. Under socialism it's just the opposite.

Everything that can be counted doesn't necessarily count; everything that counts can't necessarily be counted.

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher.

Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Earlier people used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV.

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.

Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!

Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but you wouldn't go scheduling your day by it would you? Then by the same token don't put too much faith in science.

Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work.

Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.

Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake.

Even in a pile of manure, a flower will grow.

Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.

Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.