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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving.

Give God what's right, not what's left!

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

668: The Neighbour of the Beast.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.

Ability is what you're capable of doing...Motivation determines what you do...Attitude determines how well you do it.

A bird does not sing because it has an answer -- it sings because it has a song.

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?" The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet.".

A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks.

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

A budget is something we go without to stay within.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.