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Better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness.

Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.

Better untaught than ill-taught.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

Be ye fishers of men, you catch them -- He will clean them.

Big doesn't necessarily mean better..sunflowers aren't better than violets.

BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS Idealism: Happy Birthday. Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday. Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday. Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday? Taoism: It's everybody's birthday. Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound? Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me. Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, they will never cease to be amused.

Blessed is he who doesn't show hatefulness over what is lost, but instead, shows gratefulness over what is left.

Blessed is he who, having nothing to say, refrained from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter.

Bones; there are 206 in the human body. No need for dismay, however: two bones of the middle ear have never been broken in a skiing accident.

Boredom sets into boring minds.

Born twice, die once. Born once, die twice.

Borrow money from pessimists.They don't expect it back.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Buses stop at bus stations, trains at train stations, my desk has a workstation.

Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.

By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.